What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:02
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Do you know what she said mum?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
True - how I loved my mum!
What do you mean son?
What! how could you do that?
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”